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8th-Aug-2007 10:23 am - teacher meetings

	They suck. They are rarely interesting. Gracias para el interneto!
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30th-Jul-2007 09:42 pm - test

	sick.
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13th-Mar-2007 08:23 pm - Dwight (The Office) Love

As the temperature in New York reaches nipple freezing proportions I can at least take solice in the fact that I can come home from a hard days work and watch my favorite programs...oh wait it's post sweeps which means I have nothing but reruns to look forward to for the next couple of weeks. I could write a post filled with inside jokes from The Office, but that would make me miss those crazy characters all the more. So I won't do it, even though it will be extremely hard...ANDDD THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. Wow, I am tweny four years old...long sigh...let's continue. Even though the Office has taken a break to refill it's supplies that doesn't mean you can't watch new content. I have compiled the 10 best Dwight Schrute hidden moments for you to take a gander at. These were collected from deleted scenes, bonus material, and the NBC primetime preview special in which The Office hosted. As NBC used to tell us, "If you haven't seen it, it's new to you". Here ya go, enjoy. Let me know what you think in the comment section.

13th-Mar-2007 08:20 pm - R2-D2 Mailboxes Confirm Rumors

The rumors are no more! Feast your eyes on what will soon be popping up at local United States Post Offices!

As reported here earlier, the USPS will be helping Star Wars celebrate its 30th anniversary. Stay tuned for more as we get it, right here at TheForce.net.

In the meantime, click away on these super cool R2-D2 wrapped mailboxes. I want one for the end of my driveway!

Special thanks to the Nuclear Ferret for the images.

8th-Mar-2007 03:46 pm - Career Survey

	Career Survey Originally uploaded by The Detective.
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29th-Nov-2006 07:22 pm - Peeking Pets

	Peeking Pets Originally uploaded by The Detective. I miss the Bootito.
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23rd-Nov-2006 12:18 am - Ms. Braitkrus

	you are my pierogi. Tags:personal Mood:awake Music:Under The Milky Way Tonight
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22nd-Nov-2006 09:14 pm - Happy Thanksgiving!

	I am so deficient on this, and I do apologize, but I do want everyone to have a WONDERFUL THANKSGIVING!!! Much love.
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3rd-Oct-2006 05:36 pm - Chuck Palahniuk is Santa Claus

The day has finally come! Chuck is allowing you all the month of October to write him letters via his agent at Donadio & Olsen. It's been about two years since the last fanmail window was opened and Chuck has been very busy inbetween. So many of you probably thought this day would never come again. But Chuck has set aside much of the Fall and Winter to answer every piece of mail sent to him. And I can tell you that he's already cooking up some new surprises for the reply mail he sends back to each of you.

30th-Sep-2006 12:47 am - Dear Alan Moore (or The Watchmen)

I'll be honest. I loved V for Vendetta, but I will always take Alan Moore's side.

It's like explaining the notion of being awake to a narcoleptic.

You either get it, or you don't.

No offense to any party. At all.

But, my profile icon...it's of page 9 of issue 11, i believe.
right after where Ozymandias told R and O that he had just killed half of New York.

You don't understand the impact of it until a few scenes after.
It's a horrible tale.
But, in it's telling, it's beautiful.

So, i'll see all of Alan's shit, up until The Watchmen.
For him, I won't do that.

They've used him as their slut.
But, we all have our limits here, mate.

the detective.

Music:David Bowie - Ashes To Ashes

27th-Sep-2006 06:53 pm - Be afraid. Be very afraid.

	"Saved by the Smell"??? Night school blows.
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19th-Sep-2006 06:12 pm - I'd love to see this.

	The Sugarcubes...live... (via Pop Candy) Music:True
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19th-Sep-2006 04:47 pm - Do you really want me to ruin it for you?

	All the answers to the TV show LOST...
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16th-Sep-2006 08:28 pm - Understand: SMALLER THAN LIGHT

	"This is the first time a superlens, a lens capable of creating images of objects smaller than the wavelength of light, has been integrated into a microscope and used to visualize two-dimensional objects. " Music:Hawaiian Baby
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7th-Sep-2006 04:20 pm - Definitely not safe for work. Definitely.

	(via grouphug.us) Cows make me horny, they make me want to jack off, I am so nasty. ... I haven't had sex in so long I think my hymen is growing back. (this is an anonymous confessional site...be shocked and somewhat amused all at the same time)
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17th-Aug-2006 06:08 pm - Latin isn't just for scholars anymore.

	The reusable condom dates back to 1640 and is completely intact, as is its orginal users' manual, written in Latin. (Pic in the link might be NSFW)
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28th-Jul-2006 11:11 pm - Hallelujah

	Hallelujah Hallelujah... Hallelujah Music:Jeff Buckley: Hallelujah
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16th-Jul-2006 07:19 pm - Scott Stapp is a rock god.

	I feel bad for normal people. Really. I think that we (yes, even me) get jealous of a mega-rock star like Scott Stapp. He lives the life that we all envy. His fans idolize and respect him. And, his music is...well, someone bought it. Haterz, don't hate...appreciate the venereal disease that is Scott Stapp. Peace out. Tags:celebrity, humor, media, music Mood:amused Music:m83
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15th-Jul-2006 12:01 pm - Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Rainbow



"Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Rainbow" on Google Video
Dark Side of the Moon synchronized with The Wizard of Oz

14th-Jul-2006 05:50 pm - Superman Might Get Naked

	Ok, maybe he should be drunk... Tags:comics, media, movies Mood:harh Music:Ride
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